Tuesday, November 12, 2019

What if Canada became the Fifty First State?

  • They could add a star sized maple leaf to Old Glory to create the new flag.
  • Canadian funny colored money would then have Monopoly status only.
  • The Prime minister could become Assistant Vice President (ceremonial status).
  • Americans could finally enjoy the "real" Niagara falls without crossing the border.
  • Benedict Arnold could finally be exonerated.
  • Canadians would have to stop bragging about the War of 1812.
  • Canadians saying "Eh" at the end of every sentence would slowly disappear?
  • Americans would learn how to win at hockey.
  • Canadians would have a real Military for once.
  • No more painful border crossings either way.
  • Everyone likes the sound of AmeriCanadians!
  • The Sasquatch could no longer escape across the border, and would soon be caught.
  • Alaskans would finally be connected to their fellow compatriots.
  • No more Queen of Canada (she's a nice lady, but there's been too many Royal shenanigans).
  • Americans would learn how to pronounce Saskatchewan.
  • Americans would have easy access to real beer like Moosehead
  • Canadians could lose their reputation for being polite.



  • Feel free to add your own outcome to the list :-).

12 comments:

gblagg said...

The size of the average American walleye will increase astronomically.

Travel Italy said...

Canadian Bacon could become ham slices.

Travel Italy said...

The cajuns displaced to New Orleans could ask for repretory damages from the new combined government.

Christopher Trottier said...

French as an official language.

T.C. said...

Anything to get rid of Jackie Layton.

utenzi said...

Easier access to all those Canadian women of fabled beauty!

Brent McKee said...

Democrats would win every election; no Canadian politician is as far to the right as most Republicans, not even Stephen Harper.

Jay said...

Overall American I.Q. would rise at least 50 points overnight.

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STEVEN SOLOMON said...

Democrats would win every election; no Canadian politician is as far to the right as most Republicans, not even Stephen Harper.
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